Steve GALLIGAN (1994-94):
I never actually knew Steve, but he did play I am assured but went sooner than he came - which was unfortunate for his wife...
Darren GARVEY (1999-):
"Dog House" as he is affectionately known, isn't sure whether he wants to play or not. Well he does, but she doesn't,
thus he is always in it. Signed from Bethune as a right sided midfield player. The last time he was seen playing, he was quite nippy and
had no knowledge of passing the ball. Despite this, the lad is great company and loves the Club. The big question is, when will we see him again?
Jon GARSIDE (1986-):
Jon is known as the "Terminator" on the pitch as well as in training. He has almost maimed everybody at the Club but is 100% a Wanderer.
Has kept every newsletter ever produced in a folder and even books days off work so that he can play on Sundays. Bloody nice bloke.
Jon is one of the longest serving players along with Steve Clayton and has enjoyed playing in both the A & B teams. He was in the B side that lost the Cup Final in 1998
and has greatly improved since he joined the Club. Mind you, 15 odd years - he should have. Spends his spare time stunt doubling for Barrymore.
Mark GASH (1984-86):
Mark was one of our best prospects, a quick and skillfull midfield player. Unlucky for us, but more so for him, his career was cut short
due to a serious knee injury. He scored 6 goals for the Club but in the end had to retire after a couple of unsuccessful come-back attempts.
Barry GILCHRIST (1991-95):
Bazza was another player recruited from the Met' and after starting in the B team, was promoted to the A's and was in the team that won the Cup in '93.
Hard working Mancunian and although he played in many games I don't actually remember him scoring - but he must have. Member of the victorious
1992 A's Cup winning side.
Strange thing about Baz though, he just disappeared and nobody has heard from him since he left.
Tim GREEN (1999-):
"Peaches" is a keen Clubman and always gives 100%. Also signed from Bethune, he has slotted in at left back for the B's and has played regularly.
He is known as Peaches because of his peach-like buttocks, as Jon Garside discovered whilst giving them a squeeze while Tim was taking his shot on the pool table.
His other career as a film cameraman did not quite take off as the A's Vs B's game video in 2001 will testify. In a word, it was SHITE!
Jimmy GRECH (1995-97):
Firey hard tackling Italian product who had his own ideas of how to play the game. Despite that he was reliable and was voted Player of the Year for the A's in his first season
. He also mysteriously disappeared without a trace after only a handfull of games in the 96-97 campaign. Maybe Milan signed him up. Along with Paul (3 points) Wilson, they were affectionately known as Dumb & Dumber, but he was far from that. Scored 7 goal in the 95-96 season.
Stewart GOUGH (2000-):
"Goffy" is another product of our youth policy and has been training with us since he was 14.
He has developed into a promising prospect at right back, but needs to put some meat on his bones.
He also loves cricket and is on Middlesex' books.
Martin GOULD (1996-97):
Strange lad was Martin, very quiet and probably too young and inward for Sunday Football. However, he always turned up even though he
was only ever going to be a sub.
Paul GRIFFIN (1992-94 & 95-06):
Griff is most famous for something that happened off the football pitch. He was diving down the M2 in his van in the pouring rain.
He relates, "The wipers were moving in an eratic manner and along with the rain running down the windscreen, I was hypnotised. Lucky I was not going too fast,
because I veered off the road onto the hard should and came to a stop against the barrier". Lucky for him he was not injured but it has amused us ever since.
Griff was like a terrier in midfield, shaped like a small barrel and made up for no ability with his determination and hard work, why! he even scored a couple of goals.
Asa GROARKE (1992-94 & 95-06):
This dude thought he was really cool, but in reality he was a prat who was conviced that he was blessed with more ability than he actually possessed.
Nobody missed him when he was told not to bother turning up anymore. "Don't ever come back ya loser"